the iPad has NOT arrived

But UPS website says the package has arrived in NY!

Only a few hours of normal productivity left before the UPS delivery person shows up at my doorstop. This is so beyond tweeting: how could 140 characters suffice to convey the genuine excitement??? Now, isn’t that pathetic? I’m like the monkey in 2001 waiting for his first club. No, I WILL NOT say it’s like waiting for a baby to be born. Did that three times, and with all due respect to Father Jobs, I do have some sane standards to uphold.

Still….a confession: before I hit “publish,” I’m looking out the window to see if there’s a brown truck there….despite the fact that I know very well that no self-respecting UPS truck shows up at 10am!

Later this weekend, I’ll be shopping for a mother-of-the-bride dress. Two ends of the material purchasing pole: clothes and technology. Sigh, love ’em both.