I love to vote. But the process is killing my love. Give me ten innovations to fix this ridiculous system.

1.  I walk in, and someone has to look up the right district?  table?  for me to vote in. How about a big old sign — a blackboard — a cheerful map!  That links the house or apartment building with the right place.

2.  Now that I’m looking at ballots with six decades of service on my eyes, a long way of saying i’ve hit 60, I can’t read the L#@(D(XO! proposals.  And they give me a magnifying glass?  THIS IS 2013!  Forget digital, how about one large print version at every desk?

3.  I saw three people turned back because they hadn’t filled in the charming little bubbles properly.  (Probably 60+, see above).  (Probably not SAT veterans).  Re-tune the optical scanners?  Make the bubbles bigger?  A touchscreen with big print?

I forgot the person at the desk who insisted on looking up KIRSCHNER in the book clearly marked M through Z.  I was polite, I promise, even though it was 6A, barely sunrise, and I was eager to vote and leave.

NAME YOUR OWN FAVORITE EASY FIXES, ANALOG OR DIGITAL, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK .

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